Nonfiction

Brittany from High School Found a Dead Body

Why I Must Regretfully Decline Your Invitation to the 15 Year Reunion of Our Graduating Class at the Alma Mater Which Gave Me CPTSD

Insight into the Middle East Peace Conflict with Regards to the Intellectual Boycott, Which Struck One Afternoon while I Was Being Confused by My Half-Jewish Son’s Bris

Allyship Is a Perpetual State of Being, and My Autistic Son is Rocking It

Why You Shouldn’t Marry Your Best Friend

If You Happen to Have a Crisis of Faith One Day at LAX…

An Open Letter to My Formula-Fed Baby

An Uninspiring Message from Rosie the Riveter

Joseph Smith in, “I Absolutely Did Not Promote Polygamy Just to Have Sex with a Lot of Women”

An Open Letter to that Guy I Blew on 9/11

An Open Letter to that Guy with the Cigarette

Welcome to Your Uber Ride, Directed by Film Prodigy Darren Aronofsky

Everyone Says It Wasn’t My Fault

10 Things My Autistic Son Would Rather Do than Acknowledge the New Baby

New House Rules Now that I Have a “Rich Man’s Family”

An Open Letter to the Koala that Bit Me During My Australian Semester Abroad