Sleep Deprivation Was Banned by the Geneva Convention, You Know
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On Buying Playboy with Queer Men in the Bush Era
Because That’s EXACTLY How the Internet Works
On Vanishing Twins and the Right to Grieve
On Phenomenology, Merleau-Ponty, and Good, Hard, Sweaty Sex
When Hope is the Most Frightening Thing of All
My German Grandmother Was Totally a Bitch, and Also So Much Cooler than Yours
Family and a Feral Cat on a Summer Evening
Brittany from High School Found a Dead Body
Allyship Is a Perpetual State of Being, and My Autistic Son is Rocking It
Why You Shouldn’t Marry Your Best Friend
If You Happen to Have a Crisis of Faith One Day at LAX…
An Open Letter to My Formula-Fed Baby
An Uninspiring Message from Rosie the Riveter
Joseph Smith in, “I Absolutely Did Not Promote Polygamy Just to Have Sex with a Lot of Women”
An Open Letter to that Guy I Blew on 9/11
An Open Letter to that Guy with the Cigarette
Welcome to Your Uber Ride, Directed by Film Prodigy Darren Aronofsky
Everyone Says It Wasn’t My Fault
10 Things My Autistic Son Would Rather Do than Acknowledge the New Baby
New House Rules Now that I Have a “Rich Man’s Family”
An Open Letter to the Koala that Bit Me During My Australian Semester Abroad
